FAMILY

Are you aware that if we died tomorrow, the company
that we are working for could easily replace us in
a matter of days.
But the family we left behind will feel the loss
for the rest of their lives.


And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more
into work than into our own family,
an unwise investment indeed,
don't you think?
So what is behind the story?


Do you know what the word FAMILY means?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU

DOCTOR:

A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!

EXPERIENCE:

The name
men give
to their
Mistakes

SMILE:

A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!

ECSTASY:

A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before

CONFERENCE ROOM:

A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

DICTIONARY:

A place where divorce comes
before marriage

TEARS:

The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

CONFERENCE:

The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

LECTURE:

An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

CIGARETTE:

A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

"Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire,

If you did, what would there be to look forward to?

Be thankful when you don't know something,

For it gives you the opportunity to learn."

"Be thankful for your mistakes.

They will teach you valuable lessons.

Be thankful when you're tired and weary,

Because it means you've made a difference."

So, KEEP SMILING and have a wonderful day!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.

Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you...